Should I invent this?

Dear Aidan,

What a brutal brutal day. Last night you were such a dream during the daytime. You ate well, played well, and even took a nap. I thought it was going to be an easy peasy day. Was I wrong! You slept at around 9:30pm, but you woke up at 12am crying. I tried putting you to sleep, but it wasn't working. Your cries were getting louder and louder. I tried putting you to bed with us, but you were rolling around so much! I eventually had to play with you in your play room for another hour. You looked like a baby possessed. You were laughing so much and you had so much energy. You and I both slept in the play room last night so daddy could sleep, but it was hard. I had to put the clamp on you many times during the night because you kept waking up crying and trying to roll over. I got no sleep and today I paid for it dearly. I had to do some freelance work for Home Depot and you were being very difficult. I think it's because you were a bit constipated and tired. I almost cried in frustration. My head is buzzing while I'm writing this because I'm so tired.

When daddy and I thought about it today you didn't really play in your play room before I put you to bed initially. We think that that might've had to do with the fact that you woke up in the middle of the night full of energy. So tonight we played with you til you were exhausted in your play room. Your head was literally drooping because you were so tired. Let's hope it worked.

While we were playing with you I was talking to daddy about inventing something like a hamster wheel for babies so that they wouldn't wake up in the middle of the night. It would basically be a device that mommies could put their babies in to exhaust them. I think it would be a great invention! All the mommies will be lining up in droves, don't you think?