Happy 9 month!

Dear Aidan,

Happy 9 month!
Today was your 9 month check-up with your family doctor. You are currently weighing in at 8.29 kg (app. 18.28 lbs). You are 74 cm in length and 44 cm in head circumference. So according to a growth percentile calculator that I found online your length is between the 50th and 75th percentile, weight is between the 10th and 25th percentile, and head circumference is between 10th and 25th percentile. I don't really care about weight, but I want your length to be long. I don't want you to be short like mommy and daddy. Other than that you are pretty normal. However, something very embarrassing happened while you were getting examined. While the doctor was checking the back of your throat with a tongue compressor she asked me to hold up your arms over your head and hold it steady (just so you couldn't move your head). While I was doing that the doctor was holding down your lower body with her upper body. But you didn't like that you couldn't move so you started squirming and you kicked the doctor! Right on her chest area! But wait, it gets worse... I found out at the end of the examination that she was pregnant! She is due in July. That means you kicked a pregnant lady on the chest. Oh boy. I apologized to her for you after our check-up. She was all flushed (because you kicked and did other rough things to her during the examination), but she understood.

The funny thing is, when I told daddy all of this he just laughed.

I am ending things off with a very short video of you taking a bath today. If you listen carefully in the 11 second mark you can hear daddy farting. So attractive!